Terrible Moments in Taglining: Mortuary

Before Your Funeral... Before You Are Buried... Before You Are Covered With the Last Shovelful of Dirt... Be Sure You Are Really Dead!”

How will I be in a position to ensure that I'm dead? In the situation you've outlined, either I'm dead, or I've been buried alive. In each case, there's not a lot I can do about it, is there?

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