10.10.07

Yes, I really Hate Indiana Jones

There are many, many, many reasons to hate the film 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'. Arranged below you'll find a lot of them. Certainly not all. But a lot.

Day 1: Indiana Jones and the Superfluous Sidekick

Day 2: Indiana Jones and the Oddly Familiar Character
Day 3: Indiana Jones and the Disrespect for the Dead
Day 4: Indiana Jones and the Over-respect for the Living
Day 5: Indiana Jones and the Curious Gophers
Day 6: Indiana Jones and the Unrelated Opening

Day 7: Indiana Jones and the (far too) Lucky Escape
Day 8: Indiana Jones and the Way-Too-Cute Callback
Day 9: Indiana Jones and the Insecure Government Facility
Day 10: Indiana Jones and the Two-Dimensional World
Day 11: Indiana Jones and the Anachronistic Dialogue
Day 12: Indiana Jones and the Atomic Fridge
Day 13: Indiana Jones and the All-Star Cast
Day 14: Indiana Jones and the Happy Days
Day 15: Indiana Jones and the Botched Villain Introduction
Day 16: Indiana Jones and the Possible Psychic
Day 17: Indiana Jones and the Maybe Magnetic Skull
Day 18: Indiana Jones and the Incredibly Cheap Prop
Day 19: Indiana Jones and the Superfluous Sidekick (Part 2)
Day 20: Indiana Jones and the Underestimated Audience
Day 21: Indiana Jones and the Paved Jungle
Day 22: Indiana Jones and the Contrabulous Fabtraption
Day 23: Indiana Jones and the Poorly-Composited Image
Day 24: Indiana Jones and the Extremely Personal Injury
Day 25: Indiana Jones and the Awkwardly Foreshadowed Ability
Day 26: Indiana Jones and the Unforeshadowable Ability
Day 27: Indiana Jones and the King of the Monkeys
Day 28: Indiana Jones and the Non-Sense of Location
Day 29: Indiana Jones and the (Far-Too) Lucky Escape (Part 2)
Day 30: Indiana Jones and the Pointless Betrayal
Day 31: Indiana Jones and the Russian Stand-Off
Day 32: Indiana Jones and the Not-So-Hidden Valley
Day 33: Indiana Jones and the Redundant Revelation
Day 34: Indiana Jones and the Uninformative Map
Day 35: Indiana Jones and the Unmotivated Natives
Day 36: Indiana Jones and the Inexplicable Attackers
Day 37: Indiana Jones and the Off-Camera Action
Day 38: Indiana Jones and the Blase Secondary Protagonist
Day 39: Indiana Jones and the Pathetic Trap
Day 40: Indiana Jones and the Idiotic Archaeologist
Day 41: Indiana Jones and the Idiotic Archaeologist Part Two
Day 42: Indiana Jones and the Idiotic Archaeologist Part Three
Day 43: Indiana Jones and the Idiotic Archaeologist Part Four
Day 44: Indiana Jones and the Idiotic Archaeologist Part Five
Day 45: Indiana Jones and the Absence of a Good Henchman
Day 46: Indiana Jones and the Shamed Name
Day 47: Indiana Jones and the Deja Kung Fu
Day 48: Indiana Jones and the Midnight Rocket Train
Day 49: Indiana Jones and the Lack of Scope
Day 50: Indiana Jones and the Freudian Interpretation
Day 51: Indiana Jones and the Useless Motorcycle
Day 52: Indiana Jones and the Useless Whip
Day 53: Indiana Jones and the (far too) Lucky Escape (Part 3)
Day 54: Indiana Jones and the One Tin Soldier
Day 55: Indiana Jones and the Failure to Raise the Stakes
Day 56: Indiana Jones and the Scary Reds
Day 57: Indiana Jones and the Magical Waterspout
Day 58: Indiana Jones and the Reason They Invented Seatbelts
Day 59: Indiana Jones and the Hole-y Plot (Part 1)
Day 60: Indiana Jones and the Hole-y Plot (Part 2)
Day 61: Indiana Jones and the Hole-y Plot (Part 3)

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