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Terrible Moments in Taglining: Orca




“The Killer whale, is one of the most intelligent creatures in the universe.”


Universe? You're going with universe? Setting aside the comma, explain to me how you could  make that kind of a claim. And then go on for another paragraph!


“across seas, across time, across all obstacles”


Oddly, I completely would have watched a movie about a superintelligent Orca traveling through time to battle aliens.

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