CSI: Miami Returns to the Castle!

Eagle-eyed readers of the site may have noticed that I missed an awful lot of CSI: Miami last year. I don’t feel any better about that than you do, so now, with the new season just a few days away, I’ve decided to play catchup and cover some of the episodes I’ve missed.

I’d also like to announce a new feature of the reviews – not only will they be slightly shorter (for added readability!), but I’ll also be compiling videos of all the people that the team falsely accuses of murder each week.

Because they do that a lot. Actually, maybe I’m being too hard on them – you’ve got to do something while waiting for magic to tell you who the killer is.

Anyhoo, I’m not planning on going back and finding the false accusations in all the episodes I’ve already covered, but just to give you a taste of what this is going to be like, here’s a video from episode 721, the inspiration for this entire endeavor.

That’s it for now – see you on the beach! The beach of murder!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I couldn’t write for CSI:Miami. No quipping skills.

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