The Game of Thrones Avoidcast - Week 2!

That's right, it's been a week, so how have I done in keeping away from Game of Thrones info that might spoil the next book in the series?

Find out by watching the new episode.

Or I suppose you could just ask me, but this is probably more convenient for both of us.

See you back here next time!

TheAvod, everyone!

That's right, there's a new episode of TheAvod - delayed slightly this week due to previous commitments as well as vagueness!

Get it here!

New TheAvod!

That's right! It's really, really late Wednesday/Really, really early Thursday, which means it's time for a new episode of TheAvod! This week, it's time for more intrusions, Coen brothers reviews, and a brief discussion of truly bad review bais.

Here's a link to the episode!

Also, check out this, a five-minute tribute to the best line reading of David Duchovny's career!

New Avod!

That's right, in addition to all of the other fresh content on Vardulon.com, I've decided to include a link to this week's TheAvod, lest you somehow miss it!

So here's that link!

TheAvod marvels at the decline of Eric Roberts.

Seriously, how does someone as talented as Eric Roberts wind up appearing in people's terrible home movies? What kind of sense does that make?

Find out by right-clicking here to download the episode!

Okay, there aren't any answers. Just us marveling at the awfulness.

TheAvod Gets Animated!

Yup, it's another animated theme show on theAvod, this time addressing another DC product, a questionable movie tie-in, and a fantastically bizarre racing movie! Which is the best of the three? Find out by right-clicking here to download it!

TheAvod Theme Show!

Check it out, folks - theAvod finally got around to watching all Asylum movies (on purpose)!How did it go? Find out by right-clicking here to download the episode!

Our saddest Avod theme show ever.

You wouldn't think that watching three Christian Slater movies would wind up being an exercise in alternating fury, disgust, and pity, but there you have it. Some bad movies this week, folks - but it led to a fun show! Which you can listen to by right-clicking here to download!

TheAvod Calls out some rip-offs!

In another one of TheAvod's accidental theme shows, DM and myself take a look at three movies that are suspiciously familiar to two genre classics, and one genre film of ill-repute. Also, Ringer is the ultimate guilty pleasure! Sounds great, right? Well, if you'd like to hear all about it, just right-click to download it and get listening!

TheAvod has a movie recommendation for you!

This week's episode is dominated by discussion of one of the best films of 2010 - what is it? You'll have to listen to find out! Although this week's title is a clue, so feel free to look into that. Also, we talk about some mediocre movies and bad television. This is theAvod, after all.

Excited yet? If so, right-click here to download it!

TheAvod gets Sequelitis!

That's right, it's time for three separate sequels to be covered on theAvod - here's the twist... two of them are the third entry in a series! Crazy, right? It would have been nice to get three threes in there, but sadly, it was not to be.

Anyhoo, download the episode by right-clicking here, and listen to DM and myself discuss the craziness that happens when series go on so long that they become good again!

TheAvod Baffled!

How else would you describe the condition we were left in after watching this year's episodes of Sherlock? How could one show be so great? It has wound up being a show whose greatness is almost impossible to quantify, not that we didn't spend an hour trying. Right-click here to download the episode and join in the fun!

We also discuss the finale of American Horror Story, a show that's much easier to describe: so stupid and insulting to its audience that it's hard to hate, leaving its crazy scrappiness as something of an admirable quality.

TheAvod Gets Narcissistic!

I know you're psyched to hear what Merman and myself had to say about the movie Transformers 3, but I've got a splitting headache at the moment, so I can't say. Luckily, we also recorded our thoughts some five months ago, enabling you to right-click to download and listen to them!

TheAvod Specializes in Features!

That's right, with the new year dawning, it's time for a brand new special feature, this one concerning popular Canadian horror flick 'Bikini Girls on Ice!' So go out and grab yourself a copy, pop a bag of your preferred snack, and download our episode by right-clicking here!

Then wait a minute while it downloads before starting the movie. Oh, and also listen to the instructions at the beginning of the podcast so that you'll sync up the movie properly!

Now go and enjoy!

TheAvod New Year!

In this, the last new episode of 2011, DM and myself offer a nearly Asylum-themed show! Not only do they watch a questionably-written movie about the Boogeyman, they crack the code for what makes a decent Asylum picture. Tune in to find out what it is! Also, American Horror Story continues to disappoint.

Sound tantalizing? Well don't worry, because these water and grapes are well within reach! Just right-click here to download the new episode!

TheAvod Takes a Sampling of Wares!

Eclectic is the watchword of today's TheAvod, with the Divemistress and myself covering a wide variety of films, from Lucky McKee's latest to a Korean movie to the story of an alien invasion told from the POV of some British punks!

Yes, you can learn about all that and more by just right-clicking here to download the latest episode of TheAvod!

TheAvod is opposed to bullying!

Bullying - it's a difficult subject to broach, which is why we gloss over it while talking about a movie that involves a bully getting revenge on his tormentors from beyond the grave! The name of that movie? Tormented. Clever, right?

Anyhoo, check out that review and a couple other by right-clicking here to download the new episode!

Then meet me here next week for more movie madness!

TheAvod PlaceHolder!

After watching three utterly random movies, the DM and myself discovered that while Gacy and Sherlock Holmes underperform, there's way more to say about a movie called Butchered than anyone could possibly guess in a thousand years. Also, it's possible that the only joy that can be gleaned from American Horror Story is in trying to figure out the rules of its world.

For these stories - and many others - simply right-click here to download the latest episode of TheAvod!

TheAvod PlaceHolder!

Okay folks, this week we made a valiant attempt to produce an all-star Avod, only covering DTV movies in which slumming celebrities appeared. Things didn't go according to plan when the Jason Statham movie proves far better than anticipated, and our third celebrity: Steven Segal, proves so terrible that nothing he does can be classified as 'slumming'.

Still, we gamely covered it all, and had a good time doing it! You can share in that good time by right-clicking here to download it to your very own computer/science-infused portable device!

TheAvod PlaceHolder!

It seems that theme shows are incredibly difficult things to organize! We go to all the trouble of arranging a fake documentary/found footage show, but then technical issues keep DM from being able to see one of the movies! Luckily the other two were about haunted asylums, and it's really, really not hard to come up with a third movie about a haunted asylum.

What was that third movie? For that matter, what were the other two? Find out by right-clicking here to download this week's episode!