Terrible Moments in Taglining: Mortuary

“Before Your Funeral... Before You Are Buried... Before You Are Covered With the Last Shovelful of Dirt... Be Sure You Are Really Dead!”

How will I be in a position to ensure that I'm dead? In the situation you've outlined, either I'm dead, or I've been buried alive. In each case, there's not a lot I can do about it, is there?

Terrible Moments in Taglining: Garden of the Dead

“Death Was the Only Living Thing...”

What?

Terrible Moments in Taglining: The Funhouse!

“Something is Alive in the Funhouse!”

I should hope so! I mean, if everyone was dead that would not be a very fun house.

Terrible Moments in Taglining: Alien

“In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream”

While that's technically accurate - sound can't travel through a vacuum - it's not really +relevant to movie, which takes place inside a spaceship, where lots of people scream, and lots of other people hear them. Due to the artificially oxygen-rich environment.

Terrible Moments in Taglining: Paranoid Activity 2

“You can't beg for your life when you can't see your killer.”

According to the distributors of Paranoid Activity 2, blind people are (legally?) prohibited from begging for their lives.