The Count here to let you know that I'm fine, and toiling away on things - the 'disaster post' was something I generally set bac...

Things start weird as we see the first team scene from the last episode of season one, where everyone was going to take a long weekend to...

Well, this is it! Second-last episode of Criminal Minds ever! This should be a blast, right? Before I get started, though, can we take a ...

The episode begins on a sidestreet as a man in a sports car negotiates with a sex worker. What kind of sports car? I don't know! The...

The episode opens with an establishing shot of Washington DC in the midst of the flowering of the cherry trees! Which puts this episode...

Just five episodes left! And this one starts with people coming out of a movie theatre that seems to be showing Ben-Hur! Like... maybe th...

The episode opens with some one-on-one basketball. They toss some rocks and talk some trash, then one is shot by a sniper! The second guy...

The episode opens in the Quantico office, where a klaxon is blaring and red lights are shining. Is this a biological attack on the FBI? Th...

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The episode opens with a mother and daughter arriving at home in rural Memphis! The mom finds a package sitting underneath her mailbox, an...

The episode opens with a recap of the Faceoff killer's situation, and JJ getting shot. Because, again, she's terrible at every par...

Well, here we are! We've got just ten episodes of Criminal Minds left! Fifteen years, 324 episodes, and it's all coming down to th...

A red truck drives up to a small Mexican fast food place, and the driver heads inside. Watching him is a bedraggled man in a black plaid s...